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An elderly man was arrested for stealing.
When she was brought before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen.
The old woman replied, "just a can of peaches.
Then the judge asked her why she had stolen the tin.
She said: "She is hungry because she left her wallet at home, so she has no money on her body.
\ "Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "there are only nine.
The judge said, "Well, you're going to jail for nine days.
The old woman's husband was in the audience. he raised his hand and asked if he could say anything.
The judge said, "Yes, what are you going to say?
The husband said: "Not only did she steal a can of peaches, Your Honour, but she also stole a can of peas.
"You don't stop laughing because you get older.
You get old because you don't laugh anymore. --
Old age is the perfect time for anger.
My goal is to say at least one thing or do one outrageous thing every week. --
An old man fell in love with a lady.
He knelt down and told her there were two things he wanted to ask her.
She replied, "Okay.
He said, "Would you like to marry me ? "
She replied, "Yes," and then asked him what the second question was.
He replied, "Can you help me get up ? "
An old gentleman went to see a doctor and asked for a prescription from Viagra.
The doctor said, "no problem.
How much do you want?
The man replied, "just a few, but cut each one into four pieces.
"The doctor said," That's not good for you.
The old man said, "it doesn't matter.
I'm in my 90 s and don't need them to have sex anymore.
I just want it to stretch out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
A man visits his 85-
How's your grandfather?
What is the food like?
What about the nursing staff?
\ "What about sleeping?
Are you sleeping well?
"No problem at all, 9 hours a night.
At 10, they brought me a cup of hot chocolate and Viagra. that's it.
I go out like a light.
The grandson was confused and a little alarmed about it, so he hurried to ask the nurse in charge.
He said, "What are you guys doing ? "
"I was told that you take Viagra, 85, every day.
Isn't this true?
"Oh, yes," replied the nurse . ".
"Every night at 10, we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra.
It works very well ".
Viagra stopped him from rolling out of bed . "
An old woman was arrested for stealing at the grocery store.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had taken.
The lady replied, "a can of peaches.
The judge then asked her why she did so.
She replied, "I'm hungry and forgot to bring cash.
"The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "Nine.
The judge said, "Well, I'll give you nine days in prison . "-
Every Peach a day.
When the judge was about to put down his mallet, the lady's husband raised his hand and asked him if he could speak.
The judge said, "Yes, what are you going to add?
The husband said: "Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas.
"I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much is it?
"There is only one kiss in each yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"It's okay," the girl replied . ".
I'm going ten yards.
The clerk's face was full of expectation and expectation. he quickly measured the amount, wrapped the cloth, and then reached out with a joke.
The girl snapped up the parcel and pointed to a little old man standing next to her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she said with a smile . "
I must be old!
Fight against prostate cancer and diabetes.
Makes me dizzy, win wordy, easy to power off.
Suffering from dementia.
I can hardly feel my hands and feet.
I don't remember if I was 85 or 92.
Lost all my friends.
My driver's license is still there.
"No one has grown old after just a few years.
People can grow old only by giving up their ideals.
Years may wrinkle the skin, but giving up interest will wrinkle the soul. --